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I am resolved, after thorough consideration of all things, to use “damn” much more often.

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  1. Porter Doran
    October 23, 2009 at 15:56 | #1

    It is the one thing most everyone won’t give, and the one thing most everyone shall have. Since, then, it is appropriate to so much, its use can’t help be apropos.

  2. Kristyn
    October 23, 2009 at 15:57 | #2

    Thorough consideration of all things!

  3. Shaye
    October 23, 2009 at 15:57 | #3

    you are silly.
    just because most people shall have it doesn’t mean you should wish it on them, and that’s what you’re doing by saying it.

    • Porter Doran
      October 23, 2009 at 15:58 | #4

      Am I!

      I think I am not. If I were to say “God damn you” to someone, then I would be.

      Yet remember: “Do not I hate them, O Lord, that hate thee? I hate them with perfect hatred.”

      • Shaye
        October 23, 2009 at 15:59 | #5

        only God has the power to damn someone or something, so saying damn is also putting yourself on a rather high pedestal.
        in what context do you use ‘damn’ then?
        “damn it?”

        • Porter Doran
          October 23, 2009 at 16:00 | #6

          I think you are talking, not about condemning in general (which you must admit anyone can do who pleases), but about condemning someone to hell (which, as you’ve sagely observed, no one but God can do).

          And I will use it in whatever context I can, if I can remember to. The four-decade-old brain is not as resilient to new habits as younger brains, I am sorry to say.

          • Shaye
            October 23, 2009 at 16:00 | #7

            it’s not your business to condemn. what good does that do anyone?
            just because anyone who pleases can do it doesn’t make it right or good.
            you aren’t 40.

            • Porter Doran
              October 23, 2009 at 16:01 | #8

              Your comments are always welcome, miss.

              • Shaye
                October 23, 2009 at 16:01 | #9

                you are so damn annoying sometimes.

                • Porter Doran
                  October 23, 2009 at 16:02 | #10

                  And let us have a little word-lesson based on that. What you’ve said is short for (as any reader of Victorian literature knows) “so damnably annoying”. This, in turn, is synonymous with (both are the same Latin) “so condemnably annoying”. What does it mean for something to be condemnably annoying? It means that its annoyance is such that the speaker or others can condemn it.

                  But you and your bright young mind have taken my wry Note far beyond the modest bounds for which it was intended.

                  • Shaye
                    October 23, 2009 at 16:02 | #11

                    but see? damn can only ever be used to tear people down, not build them up. that’s not good or helpful.
                    but if i dared, damn would be the one word out of them all that i would use, too.
                    :)

                    • Porter Doran
                      October 23, 2009 at 16:03 | #12

                      Of what are you afraid?

  4. Shaye
    October 23, 2009 at 16:04 | #13

    Porter Doran :
    Of what are you afraid?

    of hurting people or misleading them.

    • Porter Doran
      October 23, 2009 at 16:05 | #14

      Let me guess. This is the usual conservative rigamarole: “We must not do that.” — “But why not?” — “Because then people will think we are the sort to do that.”

    • Porter Doran
      October 23, 2009 at 16:06 | #15

      When I was your age, I, with the help of a brother, constructed this complicated oath:

      “I refuse to donate a small-time-repairman’s water-obstacle.”

      If you cannot tell, this is synonymous with: “I don’t give a tinker’s damn.”

      This was part of a whole hobby of ours. Another example is this: Our father would occasionally lose his temper with particularly riotous dinner-table discussions, and shout: “I have had it!” My brother and I then began at intervals offering this:

      “I announce previous ownership!”

      • Shaye
        October 23, 2009 at 16:07 | #16

        oh, those are great.
        :D
        my mom says that.
        my siblings and i have come up with similar mockeries. thankfully, at least one of the parents is usually amused.

        • Porter Doran
          October 23, 2009 at 16:07 | #17

          Well when I say “riotous” I mean as riotous as a mouse’s naptime. We children almost whispered, even if we did it very rapidly and sarcastically, and this quietness is one reason Dad became so frustrated. He is a hardy man with a robust voice and he thought his sons were turning out to be effete and useless. But all it was is that — we were homeschooled. :) When siblings spend all their time together and with no one else, they can communicate by glances if necessary. And, too, they are very shy.

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