MATHETΩN

I found the following on an auto-industry news messageboard and knew it must be preserved for posterity:

“Would you put your child in a Honda? Import cars look third-worldish—we always laugh at all the 4-cylinder cars—and say that guy is too poor to put gas in a real car he has to drive a go-cart and what about so many Asian people don’t love God? I’m married we drive a Chevy to church—we are children of God but God cannot save some kinds of people.

“Put down your Harry Potter witchcraft book—God is in us who can be against us. In other words you think it is better to stand alone do your own thing & be free thinking. Then your wife will want to do the same—without God sooner or later you will crash and burn. Your wife will cheat—your kids will be out of control. It took hundreds of years to make the Good Book as good as it is today—how could any one writer think they could do better?

“So put down your Harry Potter book and give up witchcraft—do you really want a wife who acts like a witch? The devil is the owner of lies the snake is the owner of temptation—do you really want your wife to tempt others so you can never know who she jumped into bed with if you come home from work late—do you want a wife who can lie to you as easy as tell the truth?”